I woke up in a cold sweat and had to make this

cadaverkeys:

cadaver-locks:

cadaverkeys:

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

So. I think we have some things in common

anarchywoofwoof:

dogsuffrage:

repent-zoomer:

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

memes that get you unfollowed by randoms on tumblr

elainiisms:

meeee

subjecting-dream-to-the-horrors:

footlongdingledong:

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called “scrubbing” where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn’t stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

Dream is being subjected to: Scrubbing (bad png) + (soap in eyes)

daughterofstories:

punk-dad-sharkz:

guy who says “FUCK!” to every minor inconvenience x guy who says “oopsie daisies” to earth shattering catastrophes

This, but when they’re the same guy.

reasoncourt:

ok so this is objectively hilarious and incredibly true

snertlet:

This is my first animation

their name is Wibbly None-the-Wiser

doyouknowthisdragartist:

“what’s the appeal of drag kings” because women are my favorite guy next question

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

roseycanvas:

queerpeers:

xuxii-bunny:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

ask and ye shall receive

Nonbinary version?

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

like status: sick 😎

nudityandnerdery:

dissonantharmony:

THE WIKIPEDIA GODS HAVE DECIDED

GÄVLEBOCKEN IS DEAD!! 🦀🦀

The birds have triumphed! The goat is destroyed! Nature is healing!

chikinan:

the idea that your friends won’t like you if you’re too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying “going insane all by yourself, handsome?” which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that’s friendship.

cutemothman:

he SAID no pickles

dzamie:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

For a bit of fun linguistic trivia that only other nerds will care about (it’s me. I’m the other nerds), i.e. stands for “id est” and e.g. stands for “exempli gratia.”

sadhoc:

sometimes it is straight up impossible accommodate some disabled people in a particular event. someone’s dietary needs are too restrictive for anything provided to be edible for them. sometimes your house or apartment has unavoidable stairs that your landlord refuses to have adjusted. sometimes a deadly allergen is going to have to exist in a workplace (for example a company that makes peanut butter is not going to be able to have a peanut free workplace).

the solution is not to deny this. the solution is to be upfront about it and let us make our own decisions and cost/benefit analysis about whether to attend.